Hey@This is no joke!! Is there a plumber in the house!

[loveladys7777]

My toilet gives out really loud noises after i flush it..It take about 5 seconds and then really loud noise..Whats up here?? Is it air in the pipes?? What should i do??

Thanks

 

[JackDee]

sorry old, cant help you with that one or sympathise. does your toilet play the blues occasionally?

 

[IntuitionBET]

Oldfriend - It was probably all the onions you ate tonight... stop sitting on it and maybe it'll stop

 

[RPM]

sounds like the air vent for your plumbing may be blocked up. this time of year, my bet would be its a birds nest.

 

[Journeyman]

Maybe you just need a take a dump as soon as you have to go "old", those larger turds can be tough going down.

 

[loveladys7777]

Rpm,Thanks man..It must be that!! I need to go on the roof?? So the toilet needs air..I was thinking i give it enough air!!

 

[loveladys7777]

J-man,

You are a funny black man!! I don't care what anyone says about you!! Your ok in my book!!

 

[Journeyman]

I had to laugh at this thread old, I know you were serious

 

[JackDee]

old, maybe you could try some scooba diving to check the problem out yourself, ah, here's a nice graemlin to illustrate my point.

 

[Angelle]

LOL...

I can't read this with out laughing..

what kind of noise is your toliet making?

 

[loveladys7777]

Angella,

This is no joke..It sounds like a long fart!! I flush the toilet and about 5 seconds later..Brau.....

 

[Angelle]

I know it is not a joke...
but it was unexpected...

 

[JackDee]

old, let's get this straight, does the fart come 5 seconds before or after the flushing?

 

[THE SHRINK]

LMFAO...

Oldfriend,

Ever think about calling a plummer when you have a plumming problem?

THE SHRINK

 

[loveladys7777]

Shrink,

Lets have a understandiing about your family here..Rpm, He told me what my problem is and why call a plumber now?I have got legal advice here..I have got good health advice here..You name it and you can get it here at the Rx..Tell me what other sportsbook forum can you get that!

 

[THE SHRINK]

oldfriend,

You do raise a good point.

Please remind your parents to go ahead and send out the bill for your psychiatric treatment to me immediately...

They are two months behind since your last payment and if payment is not received by this Friday, my new Attorney, Hamn'eggs will be contacting them!

THE SHRINK

 

[Poker_Babe]

Whenever I have a problem, I ALWAYS go to a poker game!
I can find a lawyer, a dentist, a mechanic, a psychiatrist, a veterinarian, a gynecologist, (doesn't pertain to you guys,) and even a PLUMMER!!!
Old, you did the right thing by coming here first! Sorry I can't help you about your farting noises with your toilet but if your PC ever goes down, I went to college for computer science and engineering...

Good Luck Flushing!

P. Babe